This is obviously 100% correct, that I don’t even know why it’s still a theory. Like the story said, PK Shock doesn’t work on machines, and Harriet always gets hit by it when it’s used, yet it doesn’t bother her at all. As for Matty, his bro seems to be working for aliens, so he probably is too! And Chipper being Giygas, that obviously could not be more true. It’s so true, it’s painful.